What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
14.06.2025 03:17

Me (a little confused) : I don't know
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
What would explain Trump blaming Ukraine for starting the war with Russia?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Me : I don't drink
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
He : I'm 24.
Why were the Japanese soldiers in WW II so hesitant to surrender in battle?
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
He : Tea ?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Me : No
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Me : Because it's month of August.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Me : Sure.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
He : Then let's have some coffee
Me : Thank you.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).